#shes down bad 👆🏼

[run2u]

my instagram story post for today 😹

[yourlocaltrashpandaa]

This oneshot was originally posted on my second wattpad account and I wanna post them here instead because I know ppl will see them

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Gamer Boy Friend

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Genshin Impact one-shot

{streamer!venti x fem!reader}

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"Venti Bro! I'm here!" Y/n exclaimed kicking open the door to the male's bedroom with plastic bags full of snacks that both of you enjoyed with huge grin on your face.

Said male turned in his chair to look at her and gave her a signal to wait a moment. "Sorry chat, my friend came over with food. Gotta talk to her real quick." Venti said to his stream chat taking off his face cam and muting his mic then his cat ear headphones.

"Sorry, Venti. Didn't know you were streaming." Y/n said a bit panicked.

Venti chuckled. "It's fine. Calm down, you got what I ask for?" He asked.

"Oh! Yeah, yeah I did! Here, it's all in this bag." Y/n said handing him the bag in her left hand.

"Awesome. You're so sweet, thank you." Venti said with a smile walking back over to his desk.

"So, I'll leave you to it then." Y/n said making her way towards his bedroom door.

"Wait, hold on. Stay for a bit." Venti said.

"Okay, if I'm not going to be a bother." Y/n said.

"Of course not. You never are." Venti said blushing a bit at the last thing he said.

"Kay. I wanted to spend time with you anyways." Y/n said plopping onto Venti's bed.

Venti watched her get comfy on his bed with her snacks be her side. Venti turned his chair away from the girl on his bed with a slight blush on his face, he sighed. He put his headphones back on, he didn't unmute or turned his cam back on since he knew that his chat was going to say something.

He's liked Y/n for years now and it's getting bad to the point where he doesn't even want her around. But, she doesn't know that. After calming down his heart and his red face, Venti unmuted and turn on his cam.

"Sorry that took so long chat, now where were we." Venti picked up where he left off for 20 minutes until chat saw Y/n in background and they went off.

sadboi24: barbatos? who's that?

fancycat34: girl 😳

shadowdestiny: is she your friend or something?

edgylord69: girlfriend? 👀

inkymaster: x to doubt 😑

monkelord: she look good tho 🫦

kaylovesbarbatos: oh nah, she better not be his girlfriend

samtheman: bro 👆🏼 that's toxic

Venti looked over at chat since he noticed how fast it was going, his bluish green eyes widened at the chat asking who Y/n was he looked over his shoulder at the woman, who was chilling on his bed scrolling through her phone, munching on snacks.

'Damnit! She's in face cam range. Okay, Venti play it cool.' Venti thought. He took a deep breath and thought about what to say.

"That's my friend, Y/n, Chat. Don't worry about her, we're just hanging out." Venti said.

"Eh? Not really but sure you can say that!" Y/n chuckled.

Venti's mic picked it up and chat went wild. Saying how much they like her voice and saying she's funny with that sarcastic comment. Venti huffed, rolling his eyes.

"Chat, you're here for me not her. Stop simpin'," Venti turned his chair over to Y/n, who was smirking at him. "And you stop trying stealing my viewers!" He shouted.

"Wow, dude chill," Y/n said getting up from her spot on Venti's bed and walked over to him. She took a seat in his lap, taking his headphones of his head and putting them on her. "I am stealing your viewers." She smirked.

Venti blushed not just from her bold actions but the fact that she's just hijacked his stream. "Hello, chat! Venti.exe is not working at the moment so I, Y/n will be taking over." Y/n laughed as chat went crazy

Venti groaned, snatching his headphones from Y/n's head. "Hey!" She exclaimed.

"Stop it, Y/n." Venti mumbled softly, he was still a bit flustered since she was still in his lap.

"You're no funny, Venti." Y/n said.

Chat was going off on how cute the two were together and started to ship them.

"Don't call me Venti when I'm live. I'm Barbatos." Venti said.

"But that's your real name, Dummy. Venti is your nickname." Y/n said raising an eyebrow.

"Shut it, don't tell them that!" Venti exclaimed.

Y/n scoffed. "Whatever you say, Barbatos." Y/n said.

Venti sighed. Y/n frown then perked up again as an idea popped into her head.

"You know since we're live right now. That means I can finally do this." Y/n said turning to face Venti grabbing both sides of his face and pulling him into a kiss.

Venti's heart rate increased as his face flushed red when the girl he's been in love with for years is kiss him, live on his stream in front of thousands of people. He melted into the kiss wrapping his arms around his waist, pulling her closer. It was sweet and passionate kiss so there was no doubt in Venti's mind that Y/n felt the same about him as he did her.

Once Y/n pulled away, mostly for air, Venti and Y/n's foreheads touched as they looked into each other's eyes paying chat no mind as it moved at light speed.

"You sneak..." Venti trailed off then chuckled. "That's why I fall for you in the first place."

"Good! 'Cause you're never going to get rid of me." Y/n said to Venti, wrapping her arms around his neck to hug him.

"Would never dream of it." Venti said with smile.

~End Stream~

[casuallivi]

Bestie, are you a writer, writer? Like, a professional who lives from the art? Because you nail the mafia dark romance genre! Seriously, this is delicious!!!!! It's so hard to come across actual dark mafia romances, i usually end up abandoning the books because

a) they conception of "dark romance" is simple the MC bullying the girl and treating her like shit, until he suddenly realize he can't live without her;

b) there's nothing dark about it, the MC just keep screaming left and right that he is a bad guy, he does bad stuff, yada yada, and you never actually see shit! So he ends up coming across as a whiny bitch;

c) the girl is insufferable! She is usually a virgen and that's is the equivalent of not knowing squat about her own body! But when the guy touches her, she turn into this horny beast and porn star who takes dick soooo well even though she never had the courage to slip her own finger down there. (Don't get me wrong, I love virgens! But being one doesn't mean you're not curious about your body or have no horny thoughts or try to discover what gets you going, come on now);

d) the book englobe all of the above.

It's exhaaaaaaaausting!!!!!!

But forget my whining, let's get back to your delicious fic

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AZRIEL PLEASE BANG YOUR WIFE, I'M BEGGING YOU MAN! Ruhn is begging, Fenrys is begging, even yourself is begging! Bang her dude! she is ready, she wants the D? We want the D! Everyone is needing the D by now!!!

That's Elain, right there! 👆🏼 You didn't even let her see!!!! Evil man

GIVE US THE D! GIVE US THE D!

RUUUuUUUUUUuHhnNNNNNn!!!!! I missed you so much my baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i think he's my favorite 😩

And Fenrys sullen because his morning shower ritual didn't happen and as a bonus he had to work while Az was on a date? Priceless 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I did not expect to find Neymar being shaded by Elain 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 i don't care for soccer, but boy did i enjoy Elain and Fenrys little fight 🙏🏽😩 and the way they make up 😩🙏🏽😩🙏🏽😩🙏🏽

Good stuff Nike, goooood stuff. Thanks for the treats bestie, god bless you 😩🙏🏽❤️🌷✨

Ps: me, a member of the small tittie committee trying to calculate how Elain sucked her nipples...

The Kings’ Wife

Chapter 8

“Cherry Bomb”

Warnings: Extremely explicit and pervasive language throughout

“ My soul chose yours. And a soul doesn’t just forget that.”

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Azriel woke up tangled. It was his usual five in the morning wakeup call, without the actual call, because he woke up naturally at this time.

But he usually did not wake up tangled. In fact, never.

Not since Morrigan. He’d never had a woman in his bed, let alone spending the night.

Whenever he invited someone over, he certainly didn’t invite them here, to his house, about which no one knew. He usually took them to the penthouse at the King’s hotel and dealt with them there, though he still didn’t spend the night. Once the companions fell asleep, he removed himself from the bed, arranged for room service to be brought to them in the morning, and then slipped through the back entrance and went home.

Sleeping with someone in the same bed was a little too vulnerable for his taste. He preferred his relationships to be transactional and emotionless.

Yet, once he came to, he found himself tangled with his wife.

Mwah-Mwah’s pink ass was in his face, and Elain’s wild hair loosened from the braid and were about to conquer Europe with sheer mass alone. He wasn’t sure who the snuggler was, because he didn’t recall moving onto her and touching her, but here he was, with her juicy ass planted in the cradle of his hips, his solid dick digging into her soft flesh, and his hand definitely firmly grasping her hefty tit. Yep. Seemed like he was the snuggler. Because she was sleeping like the dead. Kind of indifferent to all the groping that he was inflicting upon her delicious body.

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